Get to Know a Panther: Dan Ingham

Name: Dan Ingham
Position: 1B
Years Pro: 6

What song plays in your head as you walk to the plate?
Anything by Michael Bolton. I celebrate his entire catalog.

What do you each week in order to mentally prepare for the rigors of low-level, rec-league softball?
I adhere to a strict diet and I do yoga daily.

If you were pitching and had to face Barry Bonds, where exactly would you drill him and why?
The Balls .. that's always good for a laugh.

Congratulations, you just bought a round of Bud Lights for everyone! Who are you saluting?
Michael Collins .. because he put this website together.

What’s the over/under on the number of errors you will commit this season?
17

Describe your style of play on defense? On offense?
Defense: I move as little as possible. Offense: I move as little as possible.

Trash talking the opponent is essential. What is your go to line?
I'm on tv .. what do you do for a living?

Favorite line from Anchorman?
"Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee"

When an opposing player reaches second base, what book are you recommending them to read next?
He'll be reading the back of my jersey as a blaze by him with my 5.9 forty time

Who are you dedicating this season to and why?
Zetti .. the man blew out his knew for this team.

What did you do in the off-season to improve your game?
I watched a lot of Lady Bear Softball.

The ump just called you out but you were clearly safe. Where are you going to punch him and why?
The Balls .. that's always good for a laugh.

Any superstitions? What are they?
I always drink on Fridays and Saturdays.

What movie did you see last? Was it better than Anchorman?
Knocked Up. It was good .. not anchorman good though.

Brick killed a guy. What are you going to do to show your dedication to the team?
Kill a guy.

What’s the average margin of victory going to be for Real Bits of Panther this season?
14

True of false. The number of losses for Real Bits of Panther this season will be zero?
True, last week didn’t count because we were playing cheaters. Dirty, rotten, filthy cheaters.

How do you envision the celebration that will ensue after capturing the championship title?
I'll take off my shirt and run around in my sports bra.

You have three words to describe Real Bits of Panther. Get to it…
Greatness, Legacy, Scary