Monday, June 11, 2007

Welcome to the Greatest Show on Dirt

Sometimes in life, one comes across something so powerful, so spell-binding, so magnificent and so outstanding that it must be officially documented in order to have a historical record preserved for others to see throughout the eternity of time.

Well, the Bits of Real Panther are that something. A co-ed, rec league softball team so powerful, it needs its own website for its legions of fans to track its other-worldly, vice-like grip on the Waco, Texas, low-level recreation league field.

To put it blutly, Bits of Real Panther is a combination of poise, speed, strength, power and determination that has never been seen before in the Central Texas region.

With a power so awesome in our midst, it's only appropriate that the team's conquests be documented on an equally awesome website.

Well, this is that website. Have no fear, BORP fans world wide. Turn here for all the latest news, including features, analysis, game recaps and general information about a team so powerful, the league may just present them the trophy and cancel the rest of the season in order to allow the rest of the league to avoid the humiliation that will sureley be placed upon them.

So, check back often for updates, because 60 percent of the time, it's updated all the time.

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