BUSH WHACKED

Well, folks, it's been a real hard week in Bits of Real Panther nation. No words can describe the astonishing setback BORP had last week. With an undefeated season a mere eight wins away, BORP fell to Bush's Chicken, 18-11. Unfathomable. Unimaginable. Unbelievable.

It was not the best played game by BORP; however, this loss can best be described as how BORP faced a team so afraid of the BORP awesomeness that they won the game by simply going up to the plate and watching pitches go by.

See, due to the absolutely unfair advantage teams have when facing BORP, the rules committee got together in the off-season and ruled if BORP walks a male, the male gets two bases and the girl behind him in the order gets to walk as well.

So, pitch after pitch, the chickens of Bush just watched as the ball would flutter harmlessly through air and eventually plop just wide of the plate. These chickens would load the bases before hitting some bloop base hit to score a couple of runs.

Repeat this scenario a few dozen times and BORP ends up losing, 18-11.

As one can imagine, the Bush league tactic did not go unnoticed. The fine members of BORP taunted the chickens of Bush about their non-co recreational league ways and reminded them July 9, 2007, is circled on the calendar.

See, Bush's may be at the top of the standings now; but, on that date, the title will be plucked away from them by the greatest team to ever to walk the Waco landscape. That's right, I'm talking about the BORP and I'm talking about sweet, sweet victory.